Maddie-isms

Maddie has been cracking me up lately. She has come up with the funnies stuff.

Here are a few...

• It's not a toot if it doesn't stink.
• I(Maddie) tooted and it smells like Hot Dogs.
• M-"Daddy, what is Jakey doing" D- "he's flying" M- "Like a G-6?" (a fave song of hers at the moment)
• I like the Abouna(Priest at church) drink. (Communion wine- she's liking it early)
• She thinks all burps are caused by Diet Coke (note- she does not drink diet coke)
• She had a cavity filled (yes, I know she is only 3. but we floss and brush all the time) and wanted to know if she would always get to wear the mask when she went to the dentist. It's the mask for laughing gas.

She has also developed quiet a temper and turns into the devil. When I get the chance, I'll down load the video. She was tired that she pitched a fit for no reason and during this time, I swear her eyes popped out of her head.