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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Whine vs. Wine

Whine:

Pierces my ears
Gets on my nerves
Cost nothing
Usually asking you for things
Scares your friends away
Awful at the first sound
Hugs, kisses and loves you in the morning


Wine:

Numbs my ears
Calms my nerves
You have to leave the house to purchase
You are asking for another glass
Makes friends come around
Good until the last drop
Leaves you with a bad hangover


The last reason for whine makes all whine worth it.

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